I’m beginning to think I really like being tipsy…. that slightly fuzzy feeling. I’m tipsy right now….. my body is alcohol intolerant…..I’m the cheapest drunk ever!!!! All I had was a glass of grenadine and champagne….and I’m fuzzy. Not so fuzzy that I can’t type….I’m functionally tipsy….if that means anything.
My cheeks are flushed….my lips are numb but it’s okay…..cos this will pass in about an hour.
I keep telling myself to stay away from alcoholic beverages but they all seem to know my name….(That sounds so wrong) ….okay alcoholic beverages definitely do not know my name but they’re pretty alluring. Will power is a thing. I don’t really go beyond tipsy cos I hate the feeling of numb lips. Reminds me of the dentist….I hate going to the dentist…..am I waffling? Feel like I’m waffling….it’s allowed…..nothing wrong with a bit of waffle now and then.
I digress…. I’m tipsy.

